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Microsoft Windows: Moron disc fits! Wow!, Wow! MSDOS friction, Fits in CD ROM, so, wow!
Bill Gates: Legal bits
Saddam Hussein: Mind us ass-head, UN's said he's mad, Human's sad side.
William Jefferson Clinton: Female joins clown in flirt.
William Gates: I'm a git as well, Salami Wiglet
Elvis Aaron Presley: Lives on as replayer, Earns lovely praise, Seen alive? Sorry pal!
Microsoft Incorporated: O do fit errors into PC, Mac!
Osama Bin Laden: A bad man (no lies), Based on animal, Means a bad lion.
George Herbert Walker Bush: Huge berserk rebel warthog.
The terrorist Osama Bin Laden: This rotten Arab is real demon, Arab monster is no idle threat.
Linux Redhat: Rat-held UNIX
Chris Rea:Rich arse
Randy Meisner: Dreamy sinner
Microsoft Office: Is of comic effort.
Mother In-Law: Woman Hitler.
Camilla Parker Bowles: I'm Palace balls worker, Balmoral prick weasel, 
Came like pro! (raw balls)
The president of Iraq Saddam Hussein: Orders passed: Finish quite hated man, Marines to squash hated fiend's pride.
Sean Connery: On any screen.
Monica Lewinsky: I cosily wank men, Money was in lick, Nice silky woman.
Ronald Winslow Reagan : A long-insane Warlord, Goal now: Slander Iran, Insane Anglo Warlord.
United States of America: Eat our fascist dementia, Duties Monica? Eat faster!, Atomic tests are fun idea!
Hillary Rodham Clinton: I'd only thrill a monarch!
Albert Einstein: Ten elite brains, EliteBrains.net
Dwight David Eisenhower: He did view the war doings.
Thomas Sean Connery: Arty macho nonsense.
Margaret Thatcher: That great charmer, Grrr! a hatchet, mate!.
Tequila Sunrise: It's urine's equal!, It's sane liqueur, Nurse qualities.
Marriage: A grim era.
President Clinton: Content in red lips, 'e spilt on DC intern, Indecent porn list.